*HIS ALARMS GOES OFF ON HIS PHONE* IT'S TIME. *SITS DOWN WITH HIS OUIJA BOARD AND DOES WHAT HE IS TOLD*

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Ok, so y'all may have noticed I haven't been around much.  And I won't be around much for the near future, either.  No, No, stop crying my dears.  You'll manage without me.

See, I have found my calling.  It all started when Ali and I went on that little torture junket.  Turns out I have a soft spot for kids.  And, naturally, would like to kill every ( Read more... )

SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE HELL?


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